avril lavigne chronicles

Rolling Stone: Did you know Frank Ocean was gay before he came out last year?
Tyler, the Creator: Yeah, I was one of the first people he told. I kinda knew, because he likes Pop Tarts without frosting on them, so I knew something was weird. But that’s my nigga.
  • Rolling Stone: Did you know Frank Ocean was gay before he came out last year?
  • Tyler, the Creator: Yeah, I was one of the first people he told. I kinda knew, because he likes Pop Tarts without frosting on them, so I knew something was weird. But that’s my nigga.

fatwink:

whatever mom *listens to what the hell by avril lavigne 1,000 times*

rneerkat:

i dont want bunk beds mom i want PUNK beds *flips hair*

Avril takes a picture licking her little brother’s wii remote, winking sexually. ‘This Picxx Will Attract Lots Of Cute Punk Guys xxx!” she giggles, uploading the picture to myspace.

Avril Lavigne flipped the bird to the kids who laughed at her screamo performance at her middle school. ‘fuhk you all!!!’ she screams, storming away.

I’m not okay, I promise”, whispers Avril Lavigne as she scrawls a jagged, broken heart on the back cover of her Nightmare Before Christmas binder in red Sharpie. For good measure, she adds stitches in black. No one can fathom the Stygian depths of her tortured soul.

Is this all sarcasm?
Anonymous

this is alll 5000000% real

“can’t tell the difference between rock and right \m/” avril sings along to ADTR under her breath as she skates through the suburbs

Avril rips the hem off of her gym shorts so she can be 24/7 punk rock \m/