avril lavigne curses under her breath as she storms off into the bathroom to dye just a portion of her hair pink because her parents won’t let her dye it all
avril lavigne discovers gothic lolita fashion and shortly afterwards discovers steampunk. with in a week her wardrobe consists entirely of tiny top hats, poofy black dresses, and chunky heels.
We can stay forever young ♪♫
“This is SO hardcore!” Avril screams as she jams to her latest single, “Here’s to Never Growing Up.”
“PIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE’ Avril screams at the sky as she skateboards through the suburbs, “POCKY-RAWWWWRRRR”
Avril, can you please stop writing “Dicktation” on our coffee table in black sharpie?? You father and I payed a lot for that. -Mom
“MY POKEMAN BRINGS ALL THE NERDS TO THE YARD, AND THEIR LIKE; YOU WANNA TRADE CARDS? DAMN RIGHT I WANNA TRADE CARDS. GIMMIE PIKACHU WITH ELECTRIC CHARGE” Avril sings into her black hairbrush, as she jumps off her bunkbed, she lands on her butt, “AUUUGH GRAVITY!” she yells, smacking the floor and crying, “THAT WAS SO NOT PUNK!”